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Loved this T-shirt! The quality of the T-shirt is really good, it's not a cheap, thin T-shirt. I got black sparkles for the design and I love it.…
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Raccoon Rose Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One’s For You Statement T Shirt
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Original price was: $22.99.$17.95Current price is: $17.95.Save 22%
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Arrives Nov 8 – 11
Typically delivered in 3–6 business days (US)
- Nov 5 Order placed
- Nov 6 – 7 Order ships
- Nov 8 – 11 Delivered
Description
This graphic tee brings rebellious humor to anyone who appreciates cheeky wildlife memes and unapologetic attitude. Featuring an irreverent twist on the classic rhyme alongside a mischievous trash panda motif, the Raccoon Rose Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One’s For You Statement T Shirt makes a bold daily statement. It works well for casual hangouts, weekend lounging, or when you want your outfit to do the talking.
Highlights
- Humorous graphic tee showcasing a sassy raccoon alongside a sarcastic rhyming quote
- Ideal for fans of edgy memes, sarcastic jokes, and quirky novelty apparel
- Made to order specifically for each customer by Podxmas
Find Your Fit
Check the size chart for exact measurements before you order.
Made to Order
Each item is made when you order it. US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days (production + shipping); see shipping details. Colors may vary slightly between your screen and the finished product.
FAQ
How long will this t-shirt take to arrive?
US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days, which covers both production and standard shipping time for your order.
Who is this statement t-shirt suitable for as a gift?
It makes a fun novelty gift for friends, coworkers, or family members who love dark humor, raccoons, and sarcastic poetry.
