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Ron Swanson Why Do I Grow A Beard Because I’m Neither Vintage A Woman shirt
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Original price was: $27.99.$19.99Current price is: $19.99.Save 29%
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Arrives Nov 6 – 9
Typically delivered in 3–6 business days (US)
- Nov 3 Order placed
- Nov 4 – 5 Order ships
- Nov 6 – 9 Delivered
Description
This Ron Swanson shirt features the iconic line about why he grows a beard, offering a witty nod to his character's distinct philosophy. It suits Parks and Recreation fans who appreciate dry humor and those looking for a conversation-starting piece of casual wear. The design captures Ron’s deadpan delivery without claiming official affiliation.
Highlights
- Features the memorable quote about avoiding being vintage or a woman
- Ideal for Parks and Recreation enthusiasts and comedy lovers
- Fan-made design honoring Ron Swanson’s signature beard logic
- Perfect for casual outings or fan convention gatherings
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Made to Order
Each item is made when you order it. US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days (production + shipping); see shipping details. Colors may vary slightly between your screen and the finished product.
FAQ
How long does US delivery take?
US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days, including production time for this made-to-order item.
Is this good for gifting?
Yes, it makes a thoughtful gift for friends who enjoy Parks and Recreation or appreciate humorous, character-inspired apparel.
