Roses Are Red People Are Fake I Stay To My Self So I Won’t Be On The First 48 Shirt

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Size guide · How it fits

Unisex T-Shirt · Gildan 5000

Unisex classic fit — true to size. Size up for a looser look.

SizeLengthChest (flat)
S2818
M2920
L3022
XL3124
2XL3226
3XL3328
4XL3430
5XL3532

All measurements in inches. Chest width is laid flat (half chest). View all size charts

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Description

This Roses Are Red People Are Fake I Stay To My Self So I Won’t Be On The First 48 Shirt offers a witty take on solitude for introverts and true crime enthusiasts. It serves as an ideal casual wear option or a humorous gift for those who prefer staying home over dealing with fake people. The design cleverly references the TV show 'First 48' while celebrating a preference for peace and quiet, making it a standout choice for sarcastic humor lovers.

Highlights

  • Witty slogan referencing the TV show 'First 48'
  • Perfect for introverts and true crime fans
  • Casual everyday comfort with a sarcastic twist
  • Great gift idea for friends who value solitude

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Each item is made when you order it. US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days (production + shipping); see shipping details. Colors may vary slightly between your screen and the finished product.

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How long does delivery take in the US?

US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days, which includes both production time and shipping.

Is this shirt suitable as a gift?

Yes, it is an excellent gift for introverts, true crime fans, or anyone who appreciates sarcastic humor and prefers staying to themselves.

What occasions suit this t-shirt?

It works well for casual wear, everyday comfort, or relaxed social gatherings where you want to signal a preference for solitude.

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