Season launch · Fall · Halloween · Holiday 2026

Skeleton I Avoid Sht Because I’m Afraid Of Me, Not You

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Standard Shipping Arrives Nov 8 – 11

Typically delivered in 3–6 business days (US)

  1. Nov 5 Order placed
  2. Nov 6 – 7 Order ships
  3. Nov 8 – 11 Delivered
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Size guide · How it fits

Unisex T-Shirt · Gildan 5000

Unisex classic fit — true to size. Size up for a looser look.

SizeLengthChest (flat)
S2818
M2920
L3022
XL3124
2XL3226
3XL3328
4XL3430
5XL3532

All measurements in inches. Chest width is laid flat (half chest). View all size charts

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Description

This edgy graphic tee is designed for anyone who appreciates dark humor, skeleton artwork, and unapologetic self-awareness. Featuring the bold statement, "Skeleton I Avoid Sht Because I'm Afraid Of Me, Not You", this shirt suits casual outings, lounging with friends, or making a witty impression on off-duty days. Each piece is made to order, making it a unique addition to your everyday wardrobe.

Highlights

  • Features a striking skeleton theme paired with sharp, self-deprecating humor
  • Great everyday graphic tee for casual gatherings or relaxed weekends
  • Thoughtful gift idea for friends who love edgy, sarcastic apparel
  • Printed on demand specifically for your order

Skeleton I Avoid Sht Because I'm Afraid Of Me, Not You

Made to Order

Each item is made when you order it. US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days (production + shipping); see shipping details. Colors may vary slightly between your screen and the finished product.

FAQ

How long does delivery take within the US?

US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days, which covers both production and shipping time for your made-to-order t-shirt.

Who is this t-shirt best suited for as a gift?

It makes a fun, memorable gift for friends, siblings, or coworkers who appreciate sarcastic quotes, gothic aesthetics, and bold dark comedy.

What our customers say

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Etsy
★★★★★

Loved this T-shirt! The quality of the T-shirt is really good, it's not a cheap, thin T-shirt. I got black sparkles for the design and I love it.…

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Perfect. Just as pictured and described.

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I love my shirt!! It is sooo pretty!!!

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