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Skeleton They Can Have My NPR When They Pry It From My Cold Dead Fingers Unbiased News Shirt

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Standard Shipping Arrives Nov 4 – 7

Typically delivered in 3–6 business days (US)

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Size guide · How it fits

Unisex T-Shirt · Gildan 5000

Unisex classic fit — true to size. Size up for a looser look.

SizeLengthChest (flat)
S2818
M2920
L3022
XL3124
2XL3226
3XL3328
4XL3430
5XL3532

All measurements in inches. Chest width is laid flat (half chest). View all size charts

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Description

Dedicated public radio listeners will love the Skeleton They Can Have My NPR When They Pry It From My Cold Dead Fingers Unbiased News Shirt, a humorous tribute to independent journalism. This fan-inspired tee features a cheeky skeleton motif that playfully defends trusted news coverage. Wear it casually on the weekend or while tuning in to your favorite morning broadcast.

Highlights

  • Humorous skeleton design celebrating support for public radio and unbiased journalism
  • Fan-inspired graphic shirt tailored for dedicated podcast lovers and news junkies
  • Made to order specially for everyday wear and casual weekend outings

Skeleton They Can Have My NPR When They Pry It From My Cold Dead Fingers Unbiased News Shirt

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Made to Order

Each item is made when you order it. US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days (production + shipping); see shipping details. Colors may vary slightly between your screen and the finished product.

FAQ

How long will it take for my order to arrive?

US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days, which covers both made-to-order production and shipping straight to your address.

Who is this shirt best suited for as a gift?

It makes a witty gift for public radio fans, journalists, podcast enthusiasts, or anyone who values unbiased news and enjoys quirky, skeleton-themed humor.

What our customers say

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