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Slim Jim Hagens Graphic Tee Retro Vintage Candy Commercial Parody Shirt

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$19.99

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Standard Shipping Arrives Nov 9 – 12

Typically delivered in 3–6 business days (US)

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  2. Nov 7 – 8 Order ships
  3. Nov 9 – 12 Delivered
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Size guide · How it fits

Unisex T-Shirt · Gildan 5000

Unisex classic fit — true to size. Size up for a looser look.

SizeLengthChest (flat)
S2818
M2920
L3022
XL3124
2XL3226
3XL3328
4XL3430
5XL3532

All measurements in inches. Chest width is laid flat (half chest). View all size charts

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Description

What is the Slim Jim Hagens graphic tee?

This slim jim hagens tee is a white cotton graphic tee featuring a retro-styled black and yellow logo that parodies vintage candy commercials. It targets fans of pop culture nostalgia and humorous food branding, offering a distinct look for those who appreciate quirky apparel. The design captures the essence of old-school advertising while providing a comfortable fit for everyday wear.

Design and material details

The shirt features a large chest graphic with a black rounded rectangle and a bright yellow border containing stylized text. Made from soft white cotton fabric, this graphic tee is suitable for casual wear and offers a classic feel. The retro design elements are printed clearly to ensure visibility and durability. This cotton blend construction ensures breathability and comfort throughout the day.

Product specifications

  • Blank type: Standard unisex T-shirt
  • Print area: Front chest
  • Color: White base with black/yellow print
  • Style: Vintage advertising parody

Is this a medical TEE?

No, this is an apparel product. The term “Tee” refers to a T-shirt, not a Transesophageal Echocardiogram. You are purchasing a wearable garment designed for fashion and comfort.

Who is this shirt for?

It is designed for collectors of vintage brands, fans of retro commercials, and anyone looking for a funny food-themed gift. This shirt appeals to individuals who enjoy pop culture references and unique streetwear aesthetics.

How do I care for the graphic?

Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to preserve the print quality of the retro logo. Proper care helps maintain the vibrancy of the black and yellow colors on the white fabric.

Does the Hagens logo match the original?

The design is a stylized parody inspired by vintage advertising aesthetics, not an official licensed reproduction of the original corporate logo. It captures the visual style rather than replicating exact trademarked elements.

Available styles (select at checkout)

This listing may offer multiple blanks under one design. Choose your style and size on the product page:

  • Men’s / unisex T-shirt
  • Women’s T-shirt
  • Sweatshirt
  • Hoodie
  • Tank top
  • V-neck
  • Youth tee
  • Toddler tee
  • Tote bag

Not every store enables every option — only styles shown in the dropdown are available.

Material & print

Design is printed with durable DTG (or equivalent) methods suited to each blank. Fabric weight and brand can differ by style and color — the images and option labels describe what you are ordering.

Fit & sizing

Each blank has its own size chart in the gallery or size guide. Adult tees are typically true to size; youth and toddler follow kids charts; totes are one-size. Always check the chart for the style you select.

Care instructions

  • Apparel: Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low; do not iron on the print; no bleach
  • Tote: Spot clean or gentle hand wash; air dry

Shipping & returns

Made to order per selected blank. Production time applies before shipping. Returns follow the store’s published policy for unused items in original condition.

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