Sloth I Have Gastroparesis I Don’t Have The Energy To Pretend I Like You Today Shirt

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Size guide · How it fits

Unisex T-Shirt · Gildan 5000

Unisex classic fit — true to size. Size up for a looser look.

SizeLengthChest (flat)
S2818
M2920
L3022
XL3124
2XL3226
3XL3328
4XL3430
5XL3532

All measurements in inches. Chest width is laid flat (half chest). View all size charts

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Description

This Sloth I Have Gastroparesis I Don't Have The Energy To Pretend I Like You Today Shirt offers a relatable, humorous way to express low energy boundaries. It suits gastroparesis patients, introverts, and chronic illness warriors who appreciate honest, lighthearted communication about their limits. A perfect choice for anyone seeking comfort and candid social signaling without the pretense.

Highlights

  • Features a sloth design paired with witty text about gastroparesis and social energy
  • Ideal for introverts and chronic illness communities seeking relatable, low-energy humor
  • Makes a thoughtful, non-intrusive gift for friends navigating health challenges
  • Designed for casual daily wear that communicates personal boundaries clearly

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Made to Order

Each item is made when you order it. US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days (production + shipping); see shipping details. Colors may vary slightly between your screen and the finished product.

FAQ

How long does US delivery take?

US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days, including production time for this made-to-order item.

Is this shirt suitable as a gift?

Yes, it serves as a comforting, humorous gift for those with gastroparesis or chronic illnesses who value honest expression.

What occasions fit this design?

Best for casual wear, relaxed gatherings, or moments when you want to signal low social energy without confrontation.

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