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Snoopy Knife I Will Not Kill My Coworkers I Will Not…ok Maybe Just One T Shirt

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Standard Shipping Arrives Nov 8 – 11

Typically delivered in 3–6 business days (US)

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  2. Nov 6 – 7 Order ships
  3. Nov 8 – 11 Delivered
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Size guide · How it fits

Unisex T-Shirt · Gildan 5000

Unisex classic fit — true to size. Size up for a looser look.

SizeLengthChest (flat)
S2818
M2920
L3022
XL3124
2XL3226
3XL3328
4XL3430
5XL3532

All measurements in inches. Chest width is laid flat (half chest). View all size charts

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Description

This graphic tee brings dark office humor to life for anyone who needs a lighthearted way to survive a stressful workday. Featuring a fan-inspired illustration paired with the cheeky phrase from the Snoopy Knife I Will Not Kill My Coworkers I Will Not…ok Maybe Just One T Shirt, it offers relatable laughs for colleagues and friends alike. It makes a fun conversation starter for casual Fridays, off-the-clock gatherings, or relaxing at home after a long shift.

Highlights

  • Features a playful, fan-inspired graphic with relatable dark office humor
  • Great novelty apparel for coworkers, friends, or desk workers needing a laugh
  • Ideal casual wear for weekends, casual office days, and gift exchanges
  • Each t-shirt is custom-made to order for every purchase

Snoopy Knife I Will Not Kill My Coworkers I Will Not...ok Maybe Just One T Shirt

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Made to Order

Each item is made when you order it. US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days (production + shipping); see shipping details. Colors may vary slightly between your screen and the finished product.

FAQ

How long does delivery take within the United States?

US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days, which covers both production time and standard shipping.

When is this shirt a good gift idea?

It makes a memorable gift for coworker birthdays, white elephant parties, office gift exchanges, or simply as a funny surprise for anyone navigating daily work stress.

What our customers say

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