Season launch · Fall · Halloween · Holiday 2026

The Boobs Are Real The Smile Is Fake Sassy Graphic Tee For Women Bachelorette Party Gift

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$19.99

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Standard Shipping Arrives Nov 9 – 12

Typically delivered in 3–6 business days (US)

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  2. Nov 7 – 8 Order ships
  3. Nov 9 – 12 Delivered
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Size guide · How it fits

Unisex T-Shirt · Gildan 5000

Unisex classic fit — true to size. Size up for a looser look.

SizeLengthChest (flat)
S2818
M2920
L3022
XL3124
2XL3226
3XL3328
4XL3430
5XL3532

All measurements in inches. Chest width is laid flat (half chest). View all size charts

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Description

Bold humor meets everyday comfort

This sassy graphic tee is designed for women who appreciate sarcastic fashion and meme culture. It features the viral phrase “THE BOOBS ARE REAL, THE SMILE IS FAKE” printed in bold black text with a red kiss mark. The design makes a clear statement while remaining comfortable enough for daily wear. This piece of women’s clothing blends provocative humor with a classic silhouette, ensuring you stand out without sacrificing style or ease.

Why this shirt stands out

The high-contrast design ensures readability from a distance, making the message impossible to miss. A soft fabric prevents irritation during long wear, so you can keep the joke going all night. The unisex fit available for varied body types allows for a relaxed or fitted look depending on your preference. This comfortable fit pairs well with bold typography and a playful red lipstick graphic, creating a balanced aesthetic that feels intentional rather than accidental.

Product details

  • Material: 100% cotton (or blend)
  • Color: White base with black/red print
  • Style: Crew-neck short-sleeve
  • Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

Is this shirt suitable for post-surgery recovery?

No, this is a novelty graphic tee intended for casual wear and humor. It does not offer medical support or compression features required for recovery. Please consult your doctor for appropriate post-surgery garments and follow their medical advice regarding wound care and support.

Does the design reference specific types of implants?

The slogan plays on general curiosity about natural versus augmented anatomy as a humorous statement. It does not promote or critique any specific medical procedure or brand. The joke relies on the contrast between the “real” anatomy mentioned and the “fake” smile, using the implants vs. natural debate only as a backdrop for sarcasm.

Is this a unisex tee or women’s fit?

Check the size chart for specific cut details before ordering. Most standard tees are unisex, but sizing down often provides a more fitted look for women. If you prefer a loose, boyfriend-style fit, stick to your usual size; if you want it to hug your frame, consider one size smaller.

Can I wear this to a bachelorette party?

Yes, this shirt is a popular choice for bachelorette parties due to its provocative and funny message. It pairs well with jeans or shorts for a casual night out. The bold statement fits the celebratory and slightly irreverent vibe of hen dos, making it an easy conversation starter among friends.

Available styles (select at checkout)

This listing may offer multiple blanks under one design. Choose your style and size on the product page:

  • Men’s / unisex T-shirt
  • Women’s T-shirt
  • Sweatshirt
  • Hoodie
  • Tank top
  • V-neck
  • Youth tee
  • Toddler tee
  • Tote bag

Not every store enables every option — only styles shown in the dropdown are available.

Material & print

Design is printed with durable DTG (or equivalent) methods suited to each blank. Fabric weight and brand can differ by style and color — the images and option labels describe what you are ordering.

Fit & sizing

Each blank has its own size chart in the gallery or size guide. Adult tees are typically true to size; youth and toddler follow kids charts; totes are one-size. Always check the chart for the style you select.

Care instructions

  • Apparel: Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low; do not iron on the print; no bleach
  • Tote: Spot clean or gentle hand wash; air dry

Shipping & returns

Made to order per selected blank. Production time applies before shipping. Returns follow the store’s published policy for unused items in original condition.

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