The Only B.s. I Want In My Life Is Breakfast And Sex Shirt

Name: The Only B.s. I Want In My Life Is Breakfast And Sex Shirt - Podxmas Customized Store
Brand: Podxmas
SKU: EC-216-400662
Price: 22.95 USD
Availability: InStock

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Original price was: $25.99.Current price is: $22.95.Save 12%

Standard Shipping Arrives Nov 18 – 21

Typically delivered in 3–6 business days (US)

Nov 15 Order placed
Nov 16 – 17 Order ships
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Size guide · How it fits

Unisex T-Shirt · Gildan 5000

Unisex classic fit — true to size. Size up for a looser look.

Size	Length	Chest (flat)
S	28	18
M	29	20
L	30	22
XL	31	24
2XL	32	26
3XL	33	28
4XL	34	30
5XL	35	32

All measurements in inches. Chest width is laid flat (half chest). View all size charts

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Description

This funny breakfast and sex shirt delivers a cheeky quote perfect for adults who appreciate bold, witty humor. It suits casual wearers looking to make people laugh at parties or gift buyers seeking a memorable birthday present. The design captures a playful attitude that resonates with comedy fans wanting an eye-catching statement piece.

Highlights

Features a witty, provocative slogan about daily priorities
Ideal for casual outings and social gatherings
Makes a humorous gift for friends with similar tastes
Printed on demand for a fresh, custom feel

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Made to Order

Each item is made when you order it. US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days (production + shipping); see shipping details. Colors may vary slightly between your screen and the finished product.