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Things Im On My Bullshit Good Kush And Alcohol The Spectrum Tee, Funny I’m On One Hip Hop Meme Shirt For Men, Streetwear Graphic T-Shirt Gift

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Size guide · How it fits

Unisex T-Shirt · Gildan 5000

Unisex classic fit — true to size. Size up for a looser look.

SizeLengthChest (flat)
S2818
M2920
L3022
XL3124
2XL3226
3XL3328
4XL3430
5XL3532

All measurements in inches. Chest width is laid flat (half chest). View all size charts

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Description

Things Im On numbered list tee: the meme slogan on a black streetwear graphic

This tee is a black cotton crewneck printed with the meme list “THINGS IM ON: 1. MY BULLSHIT 2. THAT GOOD KUSH AND ALCOHOL 3. SUM OTHER SHIT 4. THE SPECTRUM” in bold white block letters across the chest. It is a hip hop meme shirt made for men and young adults who are into streetwear, hip hop culture, and irreverent meme humor.

The Things Im On tee riffs on the “I’m on one” slang that the DJ Khaled track with Drake, Rick Ross, and Lil Wayne pushed into the mainstream. If you know the phrase, the list lands as a joke on sight, which makes this an easy streetwear graphic tee to wear on repeat.

Design and wear features

This black graphic tee keeps the design simple so the slogan does all the work: one numbered list design in a clean white ink print, centered on the chest.

  • Bold white numbered-list chest print on a black crewneck, easy to read from a few feet away
  • Soft cotton jersey build that holds up through all-day wear
  • Minimalist, text-based streetwear look with no extra artwork fighting the joke
  • Unisex and men’s sizing, so it works as your own funny meme shirt or as a gift for a friend
  • A conversation starter: anyone who knows the phrase will comment on it

Tee specifications

This black cotton tee is a standard crewneck t-shirt with the four-line numbered list graphic printed across the chest in white, screen-style ink.

  • Color: black cotton jersey
  • Neckline: classic crewneck
  • Print: white, screen-style ink numbered list across the chest
  • Care: machine wash cold, inside out, to protect the print

What does ‘I’m on one’ mean on this tee?

“I’m on one” is hip hop slang for being hyped, turned up, or acting wild. People searching the exact “I’m on one” meaning usually land on the DJ Khaled 2011 track “I’m On One” with Drake, Rick Ross, and Lil Wayne, and that is the reference this shirt plays off. The numbered list turns the phrase into a punchline: these are the four things the wearer claims to be on.

Is this Things Im On tee official artist merchandise?

No. This is an original design inspired by hip hop culture and the viral numbered list phrase, not officially licensed merchandise from any artist, label, or brand. You are buying the joke itself, not a band tee.

Who is this meme tee for?

This unisex tee is for men and young adults who like streetwear, hip hop culture, and meme humor with an edge. The straight crewneck cut fits women well too, so it can move between closets. If you usually shop streetwear for men but want a shirt that gets laughs instead of flexing logos, this one fits.

How should I wash this graphic tee?

Machine wash cold, inside out, and tumble dry low. That routine keeps the white print crisp wash after wash. Do not iron directly on the design. These are standard graphic tee care instructions, so nothing here should change your laundry habits.

What size should I order?

Check the size chart on this page before ordering. The shirt has a standard unisex fit: order your usual size for a regular fit, or size up one for a relaxed, boxier streetwear drape.

Available styles (select at checkout)

This listing may offer multiple blanks under one design. Choose your style and size on the product page:

  • Men’s / unisex T-shirt
  • Women’s T-shirt
  • Sweatshirt
  • Hoodie
  • Tank top
  • V-neck
  • Youth tee
  • Toddler tee
  • Tote bag

Not every store enables every option — only styles shown in the dropdown are available.

Material & print

Design is printed with durable DTG (or equivalent) methods suited to each blank. Fabric weight and brand can differ by style and color — the images and option labels describe what you are ordering.

Fit & sizing

Each blank has its own size chart in the gallery or size guide. Adult tees are typically true to size; youth and toddler follow kids charts; totes are one-size. Always check the chart for the style you select.

Care instructions

  • Apparel: Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low; do not iron on the print; no bleach
  • Tote: Spot clean or gentle hand wash; air dry

Shipping & returns

Made to order per selected blank. Production time applies before shipping. Returns follow the store’s published policy for unused items in original condition.

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