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Too Tired To Function Too Broke To Quit Stitch Tee Funny Burnout Humor Gift for Construction Workers

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Size guide · How it fits

Unisex T-Shirt · Gildan 5000

Unisex classic fit — true to size. Size up for a looser look.

SizeLengthChest (flat)
S2818
M2920
L3022
XL3124
2XL3226
3XL3328
4XL3430
5XL3532

All measurements in inches. Chest width is laid flat (half chest). View all size charts

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Description

Relatable burnout humor for hardworking fans

This too tired to function tee is a white cotton shirt featuring Stitch in construction gear with the slogan “Too Tired To Function Too Broke To Quit.” It targets workers experiencing fatigue who appreciate pop culture references. This stitch shirt serves as a funny work shirt and a thoughtful construction worker gift for anyone needing a laugh during long shifts. The design captures the exact feeling of being exhausted but unable to stop working, making it instantly relatable for tradespeople and office workers alike.

Design details and comfort

This experiment 626 apparel piece shows Stitch wearing a yellow hard hat and blue overalls surrounded by floating dollar bills. The graphic print is durable on soft cotton fabric suitable for daily wear or lounging. As a funny work shirt, it combines recognizable cartoon characters with workplace stress themes. The screen-printed design maintains clarity after multiple washes, ensuring the humorous message stays visible whether you are on the job site or relaxing at home.

Product specifications

This white t-shirt blank features a unisex fit with a screen-printed graphic in blue, yellow, red, and black colors. Machine washing in cold water is recommended to preserve the print quality. The standard sizing chart applies to this garment, offering a comfortable fit for most body types. Care instructions emphasize gentle handling to maintain the vibrant colors and structural integrity of the fabric over time.

Is this shirt true to size?

Yes, this tee follows standard US sizing charts. Check the size guide before ordering if you prefer a loose or fitted look. The unisex cut accommodates various body shapes comfortably. If you typically wear larger sizes for a relaxed fit, consider going up one size from your usual measurement.

Will the design fade after washing?

The high-quality print is designed to resist fading when washed inside out in cold water. Avoid bleach and high heat drying to maintain color vibrancy. Proper care ensures the graphic remains sharp and colorful through many wash cycles. Turning the shirt inside out before laundering protects the printed surface from friction and detergent exposure.

Who is this tee good for as a gift?

It suits construction workers, tradespeople, Lilo & Stitch fans, and anyone dealing with workplace stress. Great for birthdays or holiday stocking stuffers. This item works well as a gift for coworkers who share similar frustrations about demanding jobs. The humorous tone makes it appropriate for casual gifting occasions where laughter is appreciated more than formality.

Can I customize the text on this shirt?

No, the slogan “Too Tired To Function Too Broke To Quit” is fixed on the design. This item ships exactly as shown in the product image. Personalization options are not available for this particular style. The pre-printed message is part of the intended visual impact and cannot be altered upon request.

Available styles (select at checkout)

This listing may offer multiple blanks under one design. Choose your style and size on the product page:

  • Men’s / unisex T-shirt
  • Women’s T-shirt
  • Sweatshirt
  • Hoodie
  • Tank top
  • V-neck
  • Youth tee
  • Toddler tee
  • Tote bag

Not every store enables every option — only styles shown in the dropdown are available.

Material & print

Design is printed with durable DTG (or equivalent) methods suited to each blank. Fabric weight and brand can differ by style and color — the images and option labels describe what you are ordering.

Fit & sizing

Each blank has its own size chart in the gallery or size guide. Adult tees are typically true to size; youth and toddler follow kids charts; totes are one-size. Always check the chart for the style you select.

Care instructions

  • Apparel: Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low; do not iron on the print; no bleach
  • Tote: Spot clean or gentle hand wash; air dry

Shipping & returns

Made to order per selected blank. Production time applies before shipping. Returns follow the store’s published policy for unused items in original condition.

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