Season launch · Fall · Halloween · Holiday 2026

We Are All on the Decoy Plane Tee, Funny Sarcastic Graphic T-Shirt

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$19.99

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Standard Shipping Arrives Nov 9 – 12

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Size guide · How it fits

Unisex T-Shirt · Gildan 5000

Unisex classic fit — true to size. Size up for a looser look.

SizeLengthChest (flat)
S2818
M2920
L3022
XL3124
2XL3226
3XL3328
4XL3430
5XL3532

All measurements in inches. Chest width is laid flat (half chest). View all size charts

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Description

we are all on the decoy plane tee overview

This WE ARE ALL ON THE DECOY PLANE Tee is a sarcastic graphic tee featuring bold distressed text designed for dark humor fans and political satire enthusiasts who appreciate absurd conspiracy humor.

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Soft Cotton Fabric

Crafted from breathable ring-spun cotton that delivers comfortable all-day wear without heavy stiffness.

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Crack Resistant Print

The bold white block lettering uses direct-to-garment printing designed to resist cracking and fading over time.

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Durable Construction

Features a ribbed collar and double-needle stitched hems for reliable shape retention through regular washing.

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Unisex Relaxed Fit

Designed with a classic retail fit that complements both men and women for effortless casual styling.

key product features and quality

This novelty t-shirt delivers a sharp satirical punch through minimalist typography and distressed styling. It is built for everyday wear, casual hangouts, and anyone who prefers their wardrobe with a heavy dose of irony. The fabric feels broken-in from the first wear, while the solid black backdrop makes the provocative slogan stand out clearly.

ideal occasions for wearing

Casual weekend hangoutsComedy shows and open micsConspiracy theory debatesBirthday gifts for friendsJust because purchasesHoliday gag giftsConcerts and festivals
Material
100 percent ring-spun cotton (solid colors)
Fit
Classic unisex retail fit
Print Type
Direct-to-garment distressed graphic
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low
Collar
Ribbed knit with seamless twin needle

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the WE ARE ALL ON THE DECOY PLANE t-shirt mean?

It is a satirical statement and meme reference directed at modern conspiracy theories and internet culture, wrapped in dark humor.

How does this unisex cotton tee fit?

It features a standard retail fit that runs true to size. For an oversized look, we recommend ordering one size up.

How should I wash the graphic print?

Machine wash the shirt inside out in cold water with like colors. Tumble dry on low heat or hang dry to protect the print.

Is the fabric pre-shrunk?

Yes, the ring-spun cotton is pre-shrunk to minimize shrinkage during standard washing cycles.

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Add the WE ARE ALL ON THE DECOY PLANE Tee to your rotation and wear your favorite internet paradoxes anywhere you go.

What our customers say

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