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Why Is It Called Scissoring And Not Lip Syncing Long Sleeve Tee

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Size guide · How it fits

Unisex T-Shirt · Gildan 5000

Unisex classic fit — true to size. Size up for a looser look.

SizeLengthChest (flat)
S2818
M2920
L3022
XL3124
2XL3226
3XL3328
4XL3430
5XL3532

All measurements in inches. Chest width is laid flat (half chest). View all size charts

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Description

The viral meme on your sleeve

This long sleeve tee is a wearable joke about language quirks, featuring the popular internet question: “Why is it called scissoring and not lip syncing?” The design captures the absurdity of inconsistent terminology in a format that sparks immediate recognition among comedy fans. It turns a viral meme into casual conversation fodder without needing further explanation.

Design and comfort details

This black long sleeve shirt combines edgy graphics with everyday wearability. The white print uses distressed text styling to give the slogan a worn-in, authentic look rather than a stiff corporate feel. Centered placement ensures the message reads clearly from any angle. A soft cotton blend provides a comfortable fit suitable for layering or wearing alone during cooler months.

Product specifications

The blank type is a Long Sleeve Tee available in Black. The print style consists of distressed white text centered on the chest. This garment targets adults who enjoy edgy humor, LGBTQ+ community members appreciating inclusive jokes, and general comedy fans looking for provocative slogan shirts.

What does the phrase on this shirt mean?

The phrase references a common linguistic observation about why certain terms have unexpected names. It plays on the humor of this inconsistency without being explicit or offensive. The design relies on the shared knowledge of internet culture to deliver the punchline through simple wordplay.

Is this long sleeve tee unisex?

Yes, this black long sleeve tee is designed as a unisex garment. Check the size chart provided on the product page to find the best fit for your body type. The cut allows for standard sizing across men and women.

Who is this funny shirt for?

This shirt appeals to adults who enjoy edgy humor, internet memes, and provocative slogans. It works well as a conversation starter at social gatherings or casual outings. Buyers often select this item for friends who appreciate dry wit and pop culture references.

How do I care for this graphic tee?

Machine wash cold inside out with like colors to protect the fabric. Tumble dry low or hang to dry to maintain the shape. Do not iron directly on the printed design to preserve the distressed look of the white text.

Available styles (select at checkout)

This listing may offer multiple blanks under one design. Choose your style and size on the product page:

  • Men’s / unisex T-shirt
  • Women’s T-shirt
  • Sweatshirt
  • Hoodie
  • Tank top
  • V-neck
  • Youth tee
  • Toddler tee
  • Tote bag

Not every store enables every option — only styles shown in the dropdown are available.

Material & print

Design is printed with durable DTG (or equivalent) methods suited to each blank. Fabric weight and brand can differ by style and color — the images and option labels describe what you are ordering.

Fit & sizing

Each blank has its own size chart in the gallery or size guide. Adult tees are typically true to size; youth and toddler follow kids charts; totes are one-size. Always check the chart for the style you select.

Care instructions

  • Apparel: Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low; do not iron on the print; no bleach
  • Tote: Spot clean or gentle hand wash; air dry

Shipping & returns

Made to order per selected blank. Production time applies before shipping. Returns follow the store’s published policy for unused items in original condition.

What our customers say

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