Yes I Do Have A Beautiful Daughter I Also Have A Gun A Shovel An Alibi Long Sleeve Tee Funny Protective Mom Gift

The ultimate protective parent statement

This Yes I Do Have A Beautiful Daughter long sleeve tee is a bold declaration for mothers and grandmothers who appreciate dark humor. The design features the viral slogan “I Also Have A Gun, A Shovel & An Alibi,” making it a standout choice for anyone wanting to express fierce, sarcastic protection of their children. It works well as a conversation starter at family gatherings or casual outings where a little edge goes a long way.

Design and comfort details

This white long sleeve tee combines clean aesthetics with practical wearability. Bold black text sits against a crisp fabric background, ensuring the message remains legible from a distance. The long sleeves provide coverage suitable for cooler weather or layering under jackets. Made from soft, breathable material, the shirt feels comfortable during daily activities. The durable print withstands regular washing without fading quickly, keeping the graphic sharp over time.

Product specifications

• Blank type: Long Sleeve Tee
• Color: White
• Print color: Black
• Fit: Standard/Unisex (check size chart for specific fit)
• Material: Cotton blend

Is this shirt unisex?

Most long sleeve tees are cut as unisex, offering a relaxed fit for all genders. Please refer to the specific size chart provided on the product page to determine if you should size up for a looser fit or down for a more fitted look. This ensures the garment drapes correctly regardless of body shape.

What occasions is this gift good for?

This tee is an ideal gift for Mother’s Day, birthdays, or Christmas for moms and grandmas with a sharp sense of humor. It also works well as a funny stocking stuffer or a surprise gift for new parents who enjoy sarcastic parenting memes. The humorous tone makes it suitable for casual celebrations rather than formal events.

Does the print fade after washing?

The design uses high-quality printing methods intended to be durable. To maintain the vibrancy of the black text on the white fabric, we recommend washing inside out in cold water and avoiding high heat when drying. Following these simple washing instructions helps preserve print durability and keeps the graphic looking new longer.

Can I wear this as a casual everyday top?

Yes, the classic long sleeve tee silhouette makes it versatile for casual wear. Pair it with jeans or leggings for a comfortable, humorous outfit that sparks conversation among friends and family who share your taste in dark comedy. It functions perfectly as an everyday top for running errands or relaxing at home.

Available styles (select at checkout)

This listing may offer multiple blanks under one design. Choose your style and size on the product page:

• Men’s / unisex T-shirt
• Women’s T-shirt
• Sweatshirt
• Hoodie
• Tank top
• V-neck
• Youth tee
• Toddler tee
• Tote bag

Not every store enables every option — only styles shown in the dropdown are available.

Material & print

Design is printed with durable DTG (or equivalent) methods suited to each blank. Fabric weight and brand can differ by style and color — the images and option labels describe what you are ordering.

Fit & sizing

Each blank has its own size chart in the gallery or size guide. Adult tees are typically true to size; youth and toddler follow kids charts; totes are one-size. Always check the chart for the style you select.

Care instructions

• Apparel: Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low; do not iron on the print; no bleach
• Tote: Spot clean or gentle hand wash; air dry

Shipping & returns

Made to order per selected blank. Production time applies before shipping. Returns follow the store’s published policy for unused items in original condition.