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Disney Family Shirt
Yes I Do Have A Beautiful Daughter I Also Have A Gun A Shovel And An Alibi Shirt
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$22.99
Standard Shipping
Arrives Oct 31 – Nov 3
Typically delivered in 3–6 business days (US)
- Oct 28 Order placed
- Oct 29 – 30 Order ships
- Oct 31 – Nov 3 Delivered
Description
This humorous family quote tee features the bold statement, "Yes I Do Have A Beautiful Daughter I Also Have A Gun A Shovel And An Alibi," making it a standout daughter lover shirt for protective parents. Designed for dads and moms who appreciate edgy humor, this funny dad shirt serves as a witty conversation starter at casual gatherings or family events. It captures the fierce devotion of parenthood through a provocative joke that resonates with those who value both their children and a good punchline.
Highlights
- Edgy text design appeals to protective parents with dark humor tastes
- Versatile casual wear suitable for everyday outings or family reunions
- Strong visual impact makes it an eye-catching statement piece
- Ideal gift choice for birthdays or holiday celebrations
Find Your Fit
Check the size chart for exact measurements before you order.
Made to Order
Each item is made when you order it. US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days (production + shipping); see shipping details. Colors may vary slightly between your screen and the finished product.
FAQ
How long does delivery take?
US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days, including production time for this made-to-order item.
Is this shirt suitable for gifting?
Yes, it works well as a protective parent gift for Father's Day, Mother's Day, or birthdays for humor lovers.
Who is the target audience?
Designed for dads and moms who enjoy edgy jokes about defending their daughters with wit and exaggeration.
