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You Can’t Scare Me I’m A Phlebotomist I Stab People For A Living Ghost Medical Staff Bloodmoon Halloween Tshirt Funny
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Original price was: $24.99.$19.99Current price is: $19.99.Save 20%
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Arrives Nov 7 – 10
Typically delivered in 3–6 business days (US)
- Nov 4 Order placed
- Nov 5 – 6 Order ships
- Nov 7 – 10 Delivered
Description
This Funny Phlebotomist Shirt features the witty line "You Can't Scare Me I'm A Phlebotomist I Stab People For A Living" alongside spooky Bloodmoon imagery. It is an ideal Medical Staff Halloween Tee for phlebotomists and medical professionals who appreciate self-deprecating humor during the spooky season.
Highlights
- Features bold text about stabbing people for a living
- Includes spooky Bloodmoon Halloween graphic elements
- Great conversation starter for medical staff gatherings
- Comfortable fit for casual wear or costume parties
Find Your Fit
Check the size chart for exact measurements before you order.
Made to Order
Each item is made when you order it. US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days (production + shipping); see shipping details. Colors may vary slightly between your screen and the finished product.
FAQ
Who is this shirt best suited for?
It is designed for phlebotomists, nurses, and other medical staff who enjoy dark humor and want to celebrate Halloween with a funny, profession-specific joke.
How long does delivery take within the US?
US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days from order placement, covering both production time and shipping transit to your address.
Is this suitable as a work gift?
Yes, it makes a thoughtful work gift for colleagues in blood draw labs or hospitals, especially leading up to Halloween or Bloodmoon events.
