You Shirt Says Cocaine And Caviar But Your Face Says Fishsticks And Fentanyl Shirt

Name: You Shirt Says Cocaine And Caviar But Your Face Says Fishsticks And Fentanyl Shirt - Podxmas Customized Store
SKU: EC-305-360267
Price: 22.99 USD
Availability: InStock

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Standard Shipping Arrives Oct 15 – 18

Typically delivered in 3–6 business days (US)

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Size guide · How it fits

Unisex T-Shirt · Gildan 5000

Unisex classic fit — true to size. Size up for a looser look.

Size	Length	Chest (flat)
S	28	18
M	29	20
L	30	22
XL	31	24
2XL	32	26
3XL	33	28
4XL	34	30
5XL	35	32

All measurements in inches. Chest width is laid flat (half chest). View all size charts

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Description

This You Shirt Says Cocaine And Caviar But Your Face Says Fishsticks And Fentanyl Shirt serves as a sharp parody of the luxury meme, swapping opulence for absurd street-level chaos. It is ideal for dark humor enthusiasts and those who appreciate edgy, satirical fashion statements. Wear it to white elephant exchanges or birthday parties where provocative comedy lands well.

Highlights

Parodies the 'Cocaine and Caviar' meme with absurd street drug references
Designed for fans of dark humor, satire, and edgy internet culture
Makes a memorable gag gift for birthdays or April Fools Day
Features bold text suitable for casual wear and social gatherings

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Made to Order

Each item is made when you order it. US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days (production + shipping); see shipping details. Colors may vary slightly between your screen and the finished product.

FAQ

Who is this shirt designed for?

It targets dark humor fans, meme enthusiasts, and individuals seeking edgy, satirical apparel that challenges conventional luxury aesthetics with absurdity.

How long does US delivery take?

US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days, accounting for both production time on this made-to-order item and standard shipping duration.

Is this suitable for gifting?

Yes, it works well as a birthday gag gift or a standout item for white elephant exchanges, appealing to recipients with a taste for risky, funny commentary.