Season launch · Fall · Halloween · Holiday 2026

Your Ass Must Get Jealous Of All The Shit That Comes Out Of Your Mouth Funny Sarcastic Hoodie Gift For Best Friend

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$19.99

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Standard Shipping Arrives Nov 5 – 8

Typically delivered in 3–6 business days (US)

  1. Nov 2 Order placed
  2. Nov 3 – 4 Order ships
  3. Nov 5 – 8 Delivered
Size guide · How it fits

Unisex T-Shirt · Gildan 5000

Unisex classic fit — true to size. Size up for a looser look.

SizeLengthChest (flat)
S2818
M2920
L3022
XL3124
2XL3226
3XL3328
4XL3430
5XL3532

All measurements in inches. Chest width is laid flat (half chest). View all size charts

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Description

Your Ass Must Get Jealous Of All The Shit That Comes Out Of Your Mouth Funny Sarcastic Hoodie Gift For Best Friend

This hoodie features the viral sarcastic quote ‘Your ass must get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth’

This black pullover is a funny hoodie designed for adults who appreciate edgy apparel and sharp wit. The front displays the viral sarcastic quote “Your ass must get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth” in bold white typography, making it an instant conversation starter at parties or casual hangouts. It serves as a humorous gift for best friends who share a love for dark humor and streetwear aesthetics.

Design details and comfort features

The graphic relies on a minimalist typography-based layout rather than complex imagery. Four lines of text are centered on the chest, mixing heavy serif fonts with a cursive script to emphasize the word “jealous.” This design choice keeps the look clean while delivering maximum impact. The black fabric provides a stark contrast to the white print, aligning with current streetwear trends that favor high-contrast, text-heavy designs.

Product specifications

  • Material: Cotton/polyester blend typical for durable hoodies
  • Color: Black fabric with white screen-printed design
  • Fit: Unisex relaxed cut
  • Care: Machine wash cold; tumble dry low recommended to preserve print quality

Is this hoodie unisex?

Yes, the cut is designed for a relaxed unisex fit suitable for men and women. The sizing follows standard adult measurements, allowing for comfortable layering over t-shirts or tank tops without restricting movement.

What sizes are available?

Available in standard adult sizes S through XXL. Check the size chart for specific measurements to ensure the right fit, as the relaxed style may run slightly larger than fitted garments.

Does the print hold up after washing?

The white ink is screen-printed for durability against frequent wear. Wash inside out on cold to preserve the design and prevent fading over time. Avoid ironing directly on the printed area.

Is this a good gift for a best friend?

Yes, it targets friends who share dark humor or appreciate sarcastic quotes, making it ideal for birthdays or just because. This gift for best friend works well for those who enjoy edgy fashion and want to express their personality through clothing.

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