Season launch · Fall · Halloween · Holiday 2026

Pierced Titties Taste Like House Keys And There’s No Place Like Home T Shirt

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Original price was: $22.99.Current price is: $17.95.Save 22%

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Standard Shipping Arrives Nov 12 – 15

Typically delivered in 3–6 business days (US)

  1. Nov 9 Order placed
  2. Nov 10 – 11 Order ships
  3. Nov 12 – 15 Delivered
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Size guide · How it fits

Unisex T-Shirt · Gildan 5000

Unisex classic fit — true to size. Size up for a looser look.

SizeLengthChest (flat)
S2818
M2920
L3022
XL3124
2XL3226
3XL3328
4XL3430
5XL3532

All measurements in inches. Chest width is laid flat (half chest). View all size charts

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Arrives by Nov 12 – 15 if you order today. Hooray!

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Description

This graphic tee serves as a bold conversation starter for adults who appreciate irreverent humor and unconventional statement apparel. Featuring the quirky line from the Pierced Titties Taste Like House Keys And There's No Place Like Home T Shirt, it offers an offbeat aesthetic suitable for relaxed weekends, casual outings with friends, or novelty gift exchanges. Each item is custom-crafted on demand to match your personal style.

Highlights

  • Humorous quote design tailored for adults with an edgy sense of humor
  • Versatile graphic tee styled for casual parties and relaxed social gatherings
  • Made to order individually for every customer upon checkout

Pierced Titties Taste Like House Keys And There's No Place Like Home T Shirt

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Made to Order

Each item is made when you order it. US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days (production + shipping); see shipping details. Colors may vary slightly between your screen and the finished product.

FAQ

How long does shipping take within the United States?

US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days, which covers both printing production and transit time directly to your door.

What occasions are best suited for this graphic tee?

This shirt works well as a novelty gag gift for birthdays, bachelor parties, or casual social gatherings among close friends who enjoy offbeat humor.

What our customers say

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★★★★★

Loved this T-shirt! The quality of the T-shirt is really good, it's not a cheap, thin T-shirt. I got black sparkles for the design and I love it.…

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Perfect. Just as pictured and described.

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I love my shirt!! It is sooo pretty!!!

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